Frank remembers everything, connects everything, and tells you the truth — about your food, your contracts, your patterns, your life.
Frank is the everyday brain — he reads your journal, watches your patterns, runs your calendar, and actually knows you. The longer he knows you, the sharper he gets.

Your food, your sleep, your money, your people, your contracts — Frank doesn't treat them as separate apps. He connects them. Mention a rough week in your journal and he already knows you've been eating garbage and skipping rest. That's the difference between a chatbot and an operating system.

Every journal entry, every scan, every document — Frank actually reads it, pulls it apart, and connects it to everything else he knows about you. Glasses on. No skimming.
Two real questions, one real thread. Right now — no sign-up.
Turbo runs the free tier — fast, loud, and surprisingly capable. No credit card, no trial clock, no locked-down demo. A real dog with a real job.

Quick answers, a free scan every day, unlimited journalling and a calendar that runs itself — Turbo handles your everyday without ever asking for payment. When you're ready for the deep stuff, Frank and Nero are one tier away. Until then, Turbo's got you. Enthusiastically. Very enthusiastically.
Frank is the everyday operator. Nero is who you bring out when it actually matters. Older, quieter, and frighteningly far ahead — he reads a situation five, ten moves before it lands. He taught Frank everything he knows. He kept the rest for himself.

Nero is the deep end. His memory is total, his reach is absurd, and he plays a game most people can't even see on the board. Master negotiator. High-stakes decisions. Strategy and pure leverage. He reads people like open books — direct, unflinching, surgical. Frank meets you where you are; Nero drags you to where you need to be.
The war room is his natural habitat. Bring him the negotiation, the dispute, the decision you can't afford to get wrong — and he'll show you the board you didn't know you were playing on.
The Journal, Vitals, the Vault, and the Calendar. This is where the work went. Open each one — real information, not a brochure line.
Your day, a problem, a decision you're stuck on, a feeling you can't place, a thought at 2am — whatever you put in, Frank reads. This isn't a diary that sits there collecting dust. Frank takes what you wrote and connects it to everything else he knows about you — your food, your sleep, your training, your people, your patterns.
So when you write "wired and couldn't switch off tonight," Frank doesn't just file it. He already knows you trained twice today, ate late, and had three coffees past midday — and he tells you. The thing you'd never spot on your own, because you're living inside it. That's the difference between writing to remember and writing to understand.
Why we'll never charge for it. Journaling is one of the most studied habits in behavioural science — decades of research showing what it does for stress, clarity, and the quality of the decisions you make. It's too important to lock behind a plan. So we won't. Unlimited entries, no caps, free forever. Not a launch offer. A promise.
Most health apps are filing cabinets. They store your data and hand it back to you. Vitals reads it, understands it, and tells you what to do with it.
Scan anything with a label. Food, supplements, skincare, makeup, baby formula — even your dog's food, because the same stuff that's in your packet meals is in theirs. Point Frank at the barcode or snap a photo. Frank reads the back of the label, not the marketing on the front, and tells you plainly what it's doing to your body. One free scan every day, on every plan.
Log everything that matters — and get a score you can trust. Meals, macros, ketones, glucose, blood pressure, fasting windows, sauna, cold, sleep, bloodwork, daily progress photos. Your health score is built from what you actually logged — not a number pulled out of thin air. Watch it move as you do the work.
Your full supplement and peptide stack, understood. Every compound you run: what it does, real dose ranges, timing, interactions, and the exact bloodwork to keep an eye on. Not a warning label — information. So you walk into every conversation about your health as the most informed person in it.
Knowledge that keeps up with the science. Nutrition moves fast. What we understood about food, sleep, and metabolism ten years ago has changed — and not all of it has reached every appointment yet. Frank stays current on the conditions people are so often told to "manage forever" — type 2 diabetes among them — that we now know respond powerfully to what's on your plate. Frank won't diagnose you and will never replace your doctor. What it does is fill the gaps, in plain language, so you and your doctor are working from the same, current picture — and pulling in the same direction.
Knowledge for the moments that matter most. This is where Frank's depth earns its place — the whole arc of a life, not just the middle of it. Trying to conceive, pregnancy, and the part almost no app touches: what to actually feed a baby and a growing child. The nutrients that matter before conception and through each trimester. Why the yolk is the point, not the thing to fear. First foods, fussy eaters, and the real difference between what a tiny body needs and what the packet on the supermarket shelf is selling you. Frank walks you through what's going on, in plain language, so you're the calm, informed one at every stage. And in pregnancy and with little ones, that partnership with your doctor or midwife matters more than ever — Frank is there for the 2am questions, not to replace the people caring for you.
Everything Frank tells you, he can show you where it came from. Frank is evidence-based. He doesn't make things up — and on your health, that's not negotiable. Ask him where something comes from, or push back if it doesn't sit right, and he'll point you to the source: the study, the research, the doctor who wrote it, and why it holds up. No hand-waving, no "trust me." Frank's job isn't to be believed — it's to make you impossible to mislead, with the receipts to prove every word.
Do your transformation in the open. Start a body transformation and track it in public — photos, numbers, the whole arc, from day one to the version of you that made it. Proof, not promises.
One free scan a day. Everything else scales with you. Start free. Go deeper when you're ready. Frank's built so you need it less over time, not more — because a companion that actually works puts capacity back in your hands.
Buying a car? Renewing a lease? Signing a contract? Take a photo or upload the PDF. Frank reads every line — the bold print, the fine print, and the parts they're hoping you won't read at all. He flags what's buried, rates the deal, and tells you exactly what to watch before you put your name on anything.
Everyday small documents ride your plan. Bigger reads are priced by size, quoted upfront, and never charged until you confirm:
Non-members pay 15% more. If a read fails completely, it's refunded automatically. 500 pages is the ceiling. Big documents run our deep-read engine — chunked, methodical, exam-proven: on a 120-page test contract it caught 11 out of 11 planted traps.
Frank reads carefully, but Frank is an AI, and AIs make mistakes. Nothing here is legal advice — it's contract literacy. Check anything that matters yourself before you sign, and if there's big money or a real dispute on the table, get a professional.
Tell Frank what's happening, in plain words, and it's handled — booked, timed, sorted. No dropdowns, no wrestling a clunky grid. Just say it, and it's on there.
But the real trick is what shows up without you typing it. Scan a contract in the Vault with a renewal date buried on page 9 — it lands on your calendar. Log a bloodwork retest in Vitals — it's there. Add a bill with a due date — it's on the grid before you've closed the screen. Your whole life inside Frank feeds the one calendar, automatically, so nothing important lives in a place you'll forget to look.
No other calendar does that. Google, Outlook, the rest are blank grids waiting on you to fill them. This one draws from everything you've already got going.
And here's what it's not: no ads, ever. No selling your schedule to advertisers. No quiet harvesting of where you go and who you see. We don't monetise your movements — we don't even want them. Your calendar is yours, full stop. That alone makes it different from every free calendar you've ever used, because with those, you're the product.
Free on every plan — private, connected, and built to stay out of your way.
This is the actual app — scroll inside the phone like you're holding it, flick between screens with the arrows.
The Vault screens are from a real 120-page exam contract. Vitals numbers shown are demo data.
One-sided top to bottom — the Supplier controls the calendar, the pricing, the exits and even the umpire.
This is a bloody minefield, and it's built to grind one way — theirs. You're locked into 3-year auto-renewing terms with a guaranteed 12% minimum annual price rise, and if you want out early you pay 100% of what's left; on a decent contract that's tens or hundreds of thousands to walk away. The kicker: if they lose your data through their own slack security, their total payout is capped at a single month's fees — and disputes go to an arbitrator they pick, with you paying the bill even when you win. I wouldn't sign this without serious changes.
· Supplier must carry public liability and workers comp insurance (p.2)
· Services tied to a 'Good Industry Practice' standard and Schedule 2 SLAs (p.3)
· Waivers must be in writing — no accidental loss of rights (p.2)
· Non-compliant personnel can be removed on request (p.3)
· Guaranteed 12% minimum yearly fee hikes, uncapped extras (p.23)
· Liability capped at one month's fees, even for their own data breach (p.112)
· Exit costs 100% of remaining term fees (p.41)
· Supplier picks the arbitrator, you pay costs win or lose (p.99)
The 'Business Day' definition (p.7) lets the Supplier declare any day a 'Non-Operating Day' on its portal without limit. That definition poisons the 7-Business-Day payment window (p.88) — they can effectively shorten your time to pay before 2%/month interest and instant suspension kick in.
Clause 9.3 (p.41) lets you leave on 90 days notice but you must pay 100% of the fees for the rest of the term as a 'genuine pre-estimate of loss.' There's no real exit; you pay as though you stayed.
Schedule 4 (p.112) caps all liability at the single month of fees before the claim, and excludes data-breach loss 'howsoever caused, including where caused by the Supplier's failure to implement reasonable security measures.' A breach caused by their own unpatched systems leaves you carrying the loss. This is the real teeth behind the cap referenced back at clause 13.1 (p.58).
Schedule 6 (p.117) deems Additional Services and their fees accepted unless you reject in writing within 48 hours of a portal post. Combined with the uncapped rate card (p.23), that's open-ended charges you could miss over a long weekend.
Clause 23.4 (p.99) lets the Supplier pick the sole arbitrator, and you pay all arbitration costs plus their legal fees regardless of who wins — a structural deterrent to ever challenging them.
Clause 3 (p.15) rolls you into another 36 months unless you give notice between 210 and 180 days before expiry. Miss it by a day either way and the notice is 'of no effect' — you're locked in for three more years.
Clause 15.2 (p.67) stops you and all Related Bodies Corporate from even trialling similar services from anyone else at any premises you occupy — check the 'Related Bodies Corporate' definition, it could sweep in your whole group.
Clause 17.3 (p.76) assigns to the Supplier all IP in your feedback, process improvements and operational data on creation — potentially your own proprietary business information.
Protections Frank expects in a contract like this — and couldn't find.
Nothing excludes fraud, wilful misconduct, gross negligence, or death/personal injury from the one-month cap (p.58, p.112) — normally these sit outside any cap.
Supplier can suspend services immediately for any amount outstanding (p.88), even a small disputed sum, with no chance to fix it first.
If you object to the Supplier's arbitrator nominee, there's no neutral appointment mechanism (p.99).
Nothing limits the compounding 12%+ rises over renewals (p.23) or caps Additional Services fees before deemed acceptance (p.117).
Ask for these before you sign — they cost the other side nothing until you need them.
Get Schedule 4 (p.112) and the liability wording at clause 13.1 (p.58) reviewed together — the one-month cap plus data-breach exclusion is the single biggest risk.
Diarise the non-renewal window now (210–180 days before term expiry, p.15) — missing it locks you in for 36 months.
Track down the 'Related Bodies Corporate' definition (p.67) to see how wide the exclusivity actually reaches across your group.
Reconcile the duplicated section numbering (section 23 used twice, p.77 & p.99) before signing so no clause is hiding.
Do the maths on total cost: annual 12%+ compounding rises (p.23) over a 36-month term, and model the 100% exit payout (p.41).
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This is exactly what it says: whole sardines packed in olive oil with a bit of salt. Three clean ingredients, no seed oils, no additives, no sugar. About as honest as tinned food gets.
Whole small oily fish — one of the most nutrient-dense foods going. Loaded with omega-3s, complete protein, B12, calcium (bones), and selenium.
A real, stable fat — not a seed oil. Clean pack medium and a good source of monounsaturated fat.
Just salt for preservation and flavour. Nothing to worry about here.
No marketing games here — it's fish, olive oil and salt, and that's it. Sardines are a proper whole-animal food: bones, oils, the lot, exactly the stuff most people skip. This is the kind of tinned food you actually want in the cupboard.
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• More reps, more power
• Sharpens working memory
• Take daily — no loading needed
Your 10g is within the reported range (3–20 g/day).
Saturates muscle stores for most people within about 3–4 weeks. This is all the great majority ever need, taken indefinitely.
Bigger people may sit slightly higher, but returns flatten fast; past saturation the excess is simply excreted in urine.
• Very safe for healthy people — one of the most-studied supplements in existence, decades of data, no consistent harm signal.
• Anyone with existing kidney disease should clear it with a doctor first, as a precaution rather than a proven harm.
Can nudge serum creatinine up slightly — that reflects more creatine in the body, not kidney damage. Cystatin C is an alternative kidney marker it doesn't affect.
Reference information, not medical advice. Doses are what is reported, not a recommendation.
Frank's daily read comes online as you journal. Write a few entries and he'll start reflecting the patterns back to you here.
Flat out building Frank and trying to keep my body right at the same time. Haven't journalled in a bit — quick break at the gym before I get back into it.
Life's actually going well. Since I started building Frank everything feels clearer — I know the mission and exactly what I have to do to finish it.
Feeling good. The more I put into the app the more it comes together. Heads-down, steady, and genuinely enjoying the work right now.
Touching base. Chill day, wrapped up early. Head's full though — thought I'd be further along by now, but it's getting there piece by piece.
It's all coming together. Mostly consolidating now — turning the app into something I can actually put in front of people soon.
Frank surfaces what you keep circling. Priorities you keep coming back to will surface here as he reads.
Everything you tell Frank — every message, every journal entry, every scan, every health detail, every document — is encrypted and yours. Full stop.
Most "free" tech is free because you're the product. That is not this. Frank is paid for by subscriptions, not by watching you.

There's more coming — big pieces, being built with the same care as the four above. We'll show them when they're ready, not before.
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